I have been off this blog so long some people have wondered if I am still alive. First I will say that no, I have not figured out how to blog from the afterlife, which means that by default yes, I am still alive. That having been said I would like to make it clear that when I do pass on, I would like to be driven to my funeral in this:

Let's see... what's new?
Well, I'm still autocrossing every couple weeks. This is my hobby which involves driving really fast in parking lots. My daughter is almost 15 months old, and she still can't talk or walk. But she can perform complex mathematics and fix that rattle you've got coming from the engine in your Honda. So in some ways she is quite advanced, but in other ways she's more like a mime that crawls everywhere.
I'm still working, lately more than ever. I'm also still in school, however I only have three more classes until I finish my degree. Actually, I already have a 2-year degree, and I was about 3 credits short of another 2-year degree before that. Despite what you may think, they won't let you put your two 2-year degrees together and trade them in for a 4-year degree. Conspiracy.
Um, I think I have written enough for now. Since I haven't posted in so long, I doubt anyone will notice this one. In fact, perhaps I should have titled this post: "Tree Falls in Forest, Nobody is There to Hear It." But wipe that thought out of your mind right now... fuck what you've heard, that tree still makes a sound. That, I can assure you.