Guest post from Porkbone:
More on Alison's first Christmas later... (that's right, smartass, I said "Moron") ...but I just wanted to point this out. We have this magical device called a Squeezebox, which plays MP3 playlists wirelessly from your computer to any stereo in the house. So we have this giant Christmas music mix, with a couple hundred random Christmas songs on it.
Anyway, in case you needed more proof that Alison has no chance of being a normal child, the song that was playing as she unwrapped her first presents this morning was "Christmas With the Devil" by Spinal Tap. And yes, in case you were wondering, this Christmas actually did go to eleven.
If you want to hear the song, right click this link and "save target as..." (or if you're a Firefox user, "save link as...") to your hard drive.